Headiquette

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: 

Hopefully by now, every girl knows that any BRO'S main goal is to get their dick wet. What I mean by this is that guys LOVE a good blowjob, otherwise known as head. There are definitely some universal ground rules when it comes to head (HEADIQUETTE). 

Girls, being able to give a good beej is a CRITICAL skill-set to be able to put on your sexual resume. Yes, technique is extremely important, but I'll get to that later. More importantly, DO NOT be selfish with your man. DO NOT complain that he has some sort of an issue getting hard when you haven't even touched his one-eyed monster. Foreplay is extremely important and whether you're going to finish him off or not, give him a little taste (or yourself a little taste) of what you can do. As for the the most important rule of all, SWALLOW. It's fucking RUDE to spit out his little swimmers. Gulp it down like it's that milkshake from McDonald's that you've been spending extra time at the gym to afford the calories for. 

As far as technique goes, this says everything about your blowjob personality. Here are a few examples of what I mean:

Fondling the Boys: When going down town on your man you never forget the boys in back. Whether it’s pausing to give them a little lick, dip in your mouth, or light cupping, you pay close attention to his nuggets.You’re a real caretaker.You pay attention to the little details in things. Forgetting to thank the chef or send out thank you cards after a party has never been an issue for you.

Licking Lollipop: You take big long licks of your man’s dick, and rub his tip across your lips while locking eyes. You sexual vixen, you.You thrive in spotlight and love nothing more than having all attention on you. 

Deep Throater: Your throat knows no limits. You are a champion. You have always been able to push yourself far beyond any limits anyone had ever set for you. Dreaming big isn't where it stops for you; you’re ambitious and you plan to have it all, and dammit you will.

As for guys, you have rules to follow yourselves. Be GRATEFUL. DO NOT beg for it, push a girl's head down, or ask us if we want to take a "nap in your lap". The answer is automatically NO. 
If you can't follow these few and simple rules, learn how to such your own like Marilyn Manson…Get some fucking HEADIQUETTE before a girl decides to go Lorena Bobbit on your ass.