Have you ever thought you finally found the guy you've been looking for your entire life? You've been seeing each other every day for weeks, maybe even months, and when you aren't together, you have a constant text conversation going. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, he becomes your very own AMELIA EARHART. WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS GUY GO? It literally seems as if he has disappeared off the face of the planet, flown to an unknown land, and DROPPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
So what happened? Some will never know. The most common reason for this AMELIA EARHART type situation is his BROS. Typically, when a guy is really into a girl, his BROS feel threatened. They think he's become a PUSSY and that he's as WHIPPED as an S&M connoisseur. They think that he's spending too much time with this girl instead of playing poker with them and crushing beer cans on their heads like BROS are supposed to. Because of this, the typical CLAN OF BROS will make this guy feel guilty and tease him into being scared that he is ruining his life.
Because of the guys obsession with the BROMANCE, girls all around the world are suffering from the AMELIA EARHART. It seems that this guy’s face will show up on the side of a fucking milk carton, but he never returns.
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