The Ex Frat-Star

One would assume that post-graduation, the typical EX FRAT-STAR would begin to take his job (if he was lucky enough to have a connection so that he could get one) seriously, drink less, fuck less sluts, and forget about the days of FRATTING HARD with his BROS. However, this is not the case for every FRAT BRO because some of them just don't know how to say goodbye to their dirty, STD-filled frat houses and hello to the real world. This EX FRAT-STAR is so delusional that he thinks he can hold a job working at daddy's company and still RAGE FACE and scour the world for bitches that are DTF Monday through Sunday. Often times, this EX FRAT-STAR becomes even more fratty than when he actually attended college, if even humanly possible. He takes every opportunity to go out with his BROS and get as shitfaced as possible so that he can end up bringing home the biggest cum-dumpster at the bar. Perhaps if these EX FRAT-STARS started comparing their egos to their dick sizes, they would understand that girls think this behavior is heinous and PATHETIC.

All things considered, sometimes a skanky, insecure girl will use an EX FRAT-STAR as a booty call to make her feel better about her life (we are by no means feminists here, we are aware that there are some raunchy-ass hoes in this world). Maybe she's blackout and can overcome her disgust of his lack of brain cells because he has a hot body and she's insanely horny. Regardless, this girl knows what she's getting herself into, and if she doesn't, she's in for a BRUTAL wake-up call. The EX FRAT-STAR thinks that his "charming" lines and his schemes are original, however, any girl with experience (and a brain) knows exactly how to play the game back.

If you think you have the advantage over girls, just know that we think your can't-get-over-college-or-get-a-life-momma's-boy-self is comical and we share it with our clan of BITCHES (and BITCHES talk...A LOT). Eventually, the EX FRAT-STAR will be selling used cars and coming home to nothing but his dog and a TV dinner while all the girls they thought they successfully fucked over become the CEO's of all the companies they couldn't get hired at.