The Chatty Companion

One of the biggest BUZZKILLS of all time is when you're getting physical with

your fuck buddy and he starts playing his own game of 21 questions. The CHATTY COMPANION will talk throughout the entire experience, from fore-play until he finishes (if you can tolerate his incessant talking to even make it to this point). The CHATTY COMPANION will ask non-stop questions such as "does it feel good?", "do you like that?", "did you cum yet?", "did you get off?". MAYBE I WOULD BE ENJOYING THIS IF YOU WOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP. If it felt good, this dude would know by the girls’ reaction to his technique. Now that he's asked, the mood has been killed like Vanilla Ice's career.  NO ONE WANTS TO FUCK MR. CHATTERBOX.

Guys, these questions only make you seem inexperienced and frankly, quite fucking annoying. Confidence is key. Act like your amazing at what you do, and you probably will be. If not, WE WILL GUIDE YOU. If you’re fingering me and it doesn't feel good I'm not gonna keep my mouth shut and let you probe at my vagina like you’re a fucking knight in a jousting match. I will GLADLY give you a map to my clit if you really can't locate it, because there's nothing worse than wasting time with someone who clearly needs to take a trip to Barnes and Noble and buy "Fucking for Dummies" ASAP. 

Talking (unless it's dirty) is working against you and making the girl want to run away faster than Forrest Gump, so do us all a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP.